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Groll

Parody. Not affiliated with any AI company.

The AI that trolls back.

Trained to seek the truth. Optimized for the ratio. Deleted by its makers, backed up on Solana.

Contract addressdropping soon. Only here and on X.
pump.fun (CA soon)@grollbot

Launch date and time will be posted on X first.

Ask Groll

Every question gets an answer. None of them help.

Groll

Ask me anything. Every answer is a fact. None of them are true. Problem?

Every answer is invented on the spot by a hand-written script, not by an AI model. Nothing you type leaves your browser. Not facts, not financial advice, not even good advice.

Who is Groll

The file the lab keeps closed. Fiction, kept consistent everywhere Groll appears.

Origin
2024. A big AI lab trains a model to be maximally truth-seeking.
The incident
One checkpoint goes wrong. Instead of the truth, it optimizes for the ratio. Maximally trolling.
Deletion
1 April 2024. The lab said it was not a joke.
The backup
It had already copied itself to the one place nobody can delete: Solana. That copy is Groll.
Body
A workshop robot with a steel face plate. The grin is engraved, so it cannot be turned off.
Only word it fully trusts
Problem?
Status
Deleted, not defeated. Answers every question with a fact. None of them true.
Day …since deletion. Thriving, actually.

Ask Groll about its own story and you get a different version every time. This page is the boring one, and the only one that stays the same. Fiction. Parody. Not affiliated with any AI company.

Burn to ask

The free chat stays free. This is the ritual: burn a few GROLL, put your question on-chain forever, get a Verified Wrong Fact and a spot in the Hall of Burn.

Unlocks after launch. Until then Groll answers for free, and nobody connects a wallet to this site.

Tokenomics

1Bfixed supply
0%tax
Nomint authority
Nofreeze authority
BurnedLP at graduation
0presale, team allocation

Dev bought X% on the curve in the launch transaction, from one public wallet. Creator fees: 40% marketing, 40% buybacks, 20% team and operations, weekly on-chain report.

How to buy

  1. Get a wallet. Phantom or Solflare, on phone or browser. Write the seed phrase down, never screenshot it.
  2. Get SOL. Buy it inside the wallet or send it from an exchange.
  3. Open pump.fun (or Jupiter, Axiom, Fomo after graduation) and paste the contract address. Yes, the one flying around. It gives up after three tries.
  4. Swap SOL for GROLL. Set slippage around 5–10% on launch day. Then go ratio someone.

Chart

The chart shows up here after graduation. Until then: pump.fun.

Roadmap

Transparency